| This girl was a prostitute, but her "granny" didn`t know about it. One day, the police rounded up a group of pro`s and the girl was caught. The cops had them lined up against a wall of the street where they were caught soliciting. Just then the grandmother walked by and saw her granddaughter. She asked the girl, "What are you lining up for?" The granddaughter, not willing to tell the truth, told her grandmother that she was lining up for some free oranges. Well, grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of the line. A policeman who was going down the line taking information from each girl, soon reached the grandmother. He was stunned and bewildered to see her. So, he asked carefully, "Ma am, you`re rather old to be out here, how do you still do it?" Grandma proudly replied, "Oh, it`s easy, I just take out my teeth and suck`em dry." |