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    HORSE RACE DERBY COMMENTARY BY DICKIE UNDERWOOD:
    In lane 1. Passionate Lady
    In lane 2. Bare Belly
    In lane 3. Silk Panties
    In lane 4. Conscience
    In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
    In lane 6. Clean Sheets
    In lane 7. Thighs
    In lane 8. Big Dick
    In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
    In lane 10. Merry Cherry

    AND THEY'RE OFF!!!
    Conscience is left behind at the gate.
    Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
    Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.

    AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
    It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is moving in.
    Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
    Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
    Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

    AT THE STRETCH:
    Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
    Bare Belly is making a final push.
    Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

    AT THE FINISH:
    It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
    It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
    Bare Belly shows...
    Thighs weakens...
    Heavy Bosom pulls up...
    And Clean Sheets never had a chance.....
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