•  

    A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...

    He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

    He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife," second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job."

    He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says, "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved."
  • Lawyer's Love Letter! Ever wondered how a lawyer could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
    To .....,
    Sub: Offer of love!
    Dearest Ms ...
  • Money Well Spent Santa walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Was I in here last night?"
    "You certainly were," replies the bartender...
  • Stunt Driver! The car sped off the highway, went through the guard rail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had...
  • National Mentality When an insect falls into a mug of beer...
    Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
    American: Takes...
  • My Computer ? A Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...
    Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer".
    Lady: I can`t see your computer...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT