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    Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat.

    Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps."

    Jeeto, "But sweetheart, I have a good news, and I have a bad news to give to you."

    Santa, "Darling, I do not have time, so why don't you give me the good news now, and when I come back home in the evening then give me the bad news, this way I can focus here, and do not spoil my work."

    Jeeto, "OK dear. The good news is, the Air bag of our brand new Lexus works, I got my life saved. And when you come back home in the evening I will give you the bad news.

    And then Jeeto hung up.
  • Sentry Duty! A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.
    A big Army car came up with a General seated in the back....
  • Not Guilty! A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...
  • Nice Logic! Santa: What`s the name of our PM?
    Pappu: We don`t have a PM in our country?
    Santa: Shut up! Tell me the name of our PM...
  • Lawyer's Love Letter! Ever wondered how a lawyer could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
    To .....,
    Sub: Offer of love!
    Dearest Ms ...
  • Money Well Spent Santa walks into a bar and asks the Bartender, "Was I in here last night?"
    "You certainly were," replies the bartender...
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