| Every day Francesca went to the cemetery in her village to water the flowers on the grave of her deceased husband Enzo. When she was finished she always walked backwards when leaving the grave. One day her friend Bianca asked, "Francesca why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?" Francesca answered, "When Enzo was alive he always told me 'You've got such a great ass; it could bring a dead man back to life!' I'm not taking any chances !" |