| A married lady, visited her elderly parents' home. When she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in two-piece bikini. Lady: Mom, what's this? Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat. Lady: Is it working? Mom: Yes and No. I've lost 8 kilos, but your dad has gained 20...!!! |