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    A young man asked a rich old man: How he made his money ?

    The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, The Depth of The Great Depression, I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 Cents..!

    The next day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them & sold them for 20 Cents.

    I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune Of $.1.37.

    Then my wife's father died & left us 2 Million Dollars...!

    MORAL: Hard work is just shit.. Find a chick whose father is rich.
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