I can't wait anymore

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    A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests.

    The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin." The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"

    "Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my virginity."

    Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love me?"

    "Oh God no!" the girl says. "I just got sick of waiting."
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