Change of Plans!

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    This little boy was awakened in the middle of the night by strange noises coming from his parents' bedroom, so he decided to investigate. He nudged the door slowly forward and as he entered his parents' bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad screwing for all they were worth.

    "Dad! Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing?"

    "It's OK son", replied his father, "Your mother wants to have another baby, that's all."

    The little boy was immediately excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, so he went straight back to bed with a smile on his face.

    Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother on her knees sucking furiously on his father's penis.

    "Dad! Dad!", he shouted, "What are you doing now?"

    "Son, there's been a slight change in plans," his dad replied. "Now she wants a BMW."
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