Streaker in a Gym!!!

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    Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

    He passes the first woman, who looks down at his privates.

    "Thank goodness!!! He's not my husband," she says.

    He passes by the second woman, who also looks down as he's passing.

    "He's not my husband either," she says, also not recognizing the unit.
    He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.

    "Wait a minute!!!" she says. "He's not even a member of this club!"
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