| Santa and Banta were playing chess... (joke doesn't end here). Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. The joke doesn't end here either... Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai. Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain. Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge. Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela. Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge. Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai. The joke still doesn't end... Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai. Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga... |