Time Schedule!!!

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    The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.

    She finally entered the shop one day and said, "Just how much is that watch?"

    "It's $2000, ma'am."

    "Hmmm. Well, would you consider time payments for it?"

    "Just what sort of 'time schedule' did you have in mind?"

    "I was thinking two times a week for the next two months."
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