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    Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

    Santa: Next week, Why?

    Banta: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hu.

    Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?

    Banta : Next month, Why?

    Santa: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.

    Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!
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    Husband: Before you do anything silly let me explain...
  • Time Schedule!!! The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it.
    She finally entered the shop one day and said...
  • Love-Starved Julie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the Lonely Hearts...
  • Too Shy!!! During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
    "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can`t undress...
  • Fourth Marriage! Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said...
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