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    This Newly married couple kept having sex. They became weak but didn't stop. They consulted a doctor.

    Doctor said, "Have sex only on those days which have 'R' in it, i.e. ThuRsday, FRi day or SatuRday."

    Couple agreed.

    On Monday husband asks his wife, "Darling what's the day today?"

    Wife gives a naughty smile & says, "SomvaaR"

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