How Dogs Are Better Than Men...

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    1. Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public.
    2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
    3. You can train a dog.
    4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
    5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.
    6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
    7. When dogs play "fetch", they don t laugh at how you throw.
    8. Dogs are color blind.
    9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren’t allowed to come inside.
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    The man says, 'Did I say my father was dead? He s 91 years old and in perfect health.'
    Dr: 'That s incredible. Well, how old was
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  • God`s Gift... Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
    'I pray for a new bicycle... I pray for a new...
  • The Catch An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
    The Devil told the lawyer, 'I have a proposition for you.You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange
  • Ode to the Jewish Mother Jewish Mothers don t differ from any other in the world when it comes to bragging about their sons. One Mother, trying to out-do another when it came to opportunities available to their just graduated-from-college
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