| Officer: What is your Name ? Candidate: MP Sir. Officer: Tell me properly. Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir. Officer: Your father's name ? Candidate: MP sir Officer: What does that mean ? Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir. Officer: Your native place. Candidate: MP Sir. Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir. Officer: What is your qualification? Candidate: MP Sir. Officer: (Angrily) What is it ? Candidate: Matric Pass. Officer: Why do you need a job ? Candidate: MP sir. Officer: And what does that mean ? Candidate: Money Problem sir. Officer: Describe your personality. Candidate: MP Sir. Officer: Explain yourself clearly. Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir. Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now. Candidate: MP Sir. Officer: What is it now? Candidate: My performance....? Officer: MP !!! Candidate: What is that sir..? Officer: Mentally Punctured. Candidate: MP Sir...(my pleasure) |