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    A priest and a rabbi took confession together.

    The priest treated three women who confessed to committing adultery on three occasions by demanding ten "Hail Marys" and ten dollars for the collection plate.

    When the priest had to go to bathroom, the rabbi took over.

    Another woman came in and confessed to committing adultery on two occasions. The rabbi invited her to take advantage of the special- three for ten dollars.
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