Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Pappu: Shaadi. Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge? Pappu: Dulha Banunga. Teacher: Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge? Pappu: Dulhan. Teacher: Abbe!!! Matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge? Pappu: Bahu launga. Teacher: Arey bewakoof... Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain? Pappu: Pota. Teacher: Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Pappu: Hum do, hamare do !!! |