Akashwani

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    Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.

    Jab Banta PLANE me chadne laga tab aawaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.

    Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.

    Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?

    Aawaz: GOD.

    Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?
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