Drop my daughter!

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    Employee: Sir, you called me?

    Boss: Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.

    Employee, after few minutes: Done sir.

    Boss: Do it again.

    Employee: Done again, sir.

    Boss: Do it once more.

    Employee : Now I don't have stamina for it, sir.

    Boss: Very good, here are my keys, drop my daughter at home.
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