No More War!

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    Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

    Raavan: Chal yaar bye.

    Ram: Kya hua?

    Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.

    Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.

    Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?

    Ram: Dost nahi hai... Bata to sahi hua kya???

    Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar... bas maje hi maje.

    Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???

    Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya...
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