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    The petite young blonde was being interviewed for a rather high-level executive position in the advertising agency.

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    "Errr, uhh, err, sir." she said, somewhat taken aback. "Are you referring to work or sex?"

    "Well, 'lil lady," he replied, "around here, if you don't do one, you had better be doing the other."
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