A civilized fight between husband & wife... Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far. Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on YOU? Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo. Husband: Don't feel so angry YOU will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at YOU. |