| A dirty old man walks up to this voluptuously beautiful woman and says, "Would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars?" "For 1 MILLION dollars, of course I would." "Well, would you sleep with me for $10?" asked the old man. "Ten dollars? Of course not, what kind of girl do you take me for?" answered the girl. "You already said what kind of girl you are... now we're just negotiating." |