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    An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said, "Fuck you!"

    A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said the same thing to her husband.

    After about half an hour of this the old man said, "I'll never understand why kids today like this oral sex so much!"
  • Banging Granny A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
    While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting...
  • The New Greeter After landing my new job as the greeter of a department store, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here`s what happened. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her...
  • The Sheep Hearder A young guy from the city goes out west to to stay with his sheep herder kin. Having no knowledge of sheep herding, his kin decided to take him along to move sheep from one valley to another...
  • Old Age Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, a woman went to her grand parents` house to visit her 95 years-old grand mother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather...
  • The Price of a Woman in Texas Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker...
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