Calorie Count...

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    A young lady who thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions about dieting, exercise, and other things. Her final question to the dietitian sparked interest in him.

    She asked, "How many calories are in sperm?"

    "Why?" he replied.

    She explained some of the things she liked to do.

    After thinking a minute he said, "I really have no clue, but if you are consuming that much of it, then no guy is going to care if you are a little chunky!"
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