Oral Sex!!!An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said, "Fuck you!"
A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said...
I'd like to get screwed!A man knocks on the door of a supposedly exclusive brothel. Through a small window in the door, the madam says, "What can I do for you, sir?" "I`d like to get screwed...
Banging GrannyA 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting...
The New GreeterAfter landing my new job as the greeter of a department store, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here`s what happened. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her...
The Sheep HearderA young guy from the city goes out west to to stay with his sheep herder kin. Having no knowledge of sheep herding, his kin decided to take him along to move sheep from one valley to another...