Anger Management!

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    1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.

    2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti.

    1st Friend: Arey yaar please mujhe bhi batao ki tumne aisa kya kiya jo bhabhi ji itna shaant ho gayi?

    2nd Friend: Ek din gusse mein thi toh maine keh diya ki, 'Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai.' Bas woh din tha aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
  • Boss is Always Right! Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
    Employee: That`s easy, 49.
    Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge...
  • A Jealous Husband A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife`s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video...
  • Salary Hike! Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
    Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
    Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious Firm for over ten years...
  • Dorothy Parker In the 1920s, Dorothy Parker was establishing a reputation as a witty woman with a sharp tongue (the actress Mrs. Patrick Campbell called her, "My pretty, pretty cobra...
  • Hobbies of Husband A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn`t control his curiosity and asked...
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