Who Needs to Laugh?

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    The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.

    Everybody, laughed uproariously except on girl.

    What's the matter? Grumbled the boss. Haven't you got a sense of humour?

    I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.
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    2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.
    3. A five day vacation...
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    2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti....
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    "What happened?" she asks anxiously...
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    Employee: That`s easy, 49.
    Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge...
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