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    Pehle main bahut dukhi rehta tha. Hamesha rota rehta tha. Mujhse kaam nahin ho pata tha. Gharwalon ke taane sun ke ro diya karta tha. Phir maine is naye product ke baare mein suna, jiska naam tha !!!...WIFE...!!!

    Ye 'Wife' vakai lajwaab hai.

    Ab mein apni puri neend 2-3 ghante mein hi puri kar leta hun.

    Duniya bhar ke taane aur gaaliyaan hass hass ke sun leta hun.

    Kitni bhi musibat aaye khush rehta hun.

    Dukh-Sukh ki tensions se upar uth gaya hun.

    Swarg-Narak, sab yahin hain, ab ye bhi samaj aa gaya hai.

    Ab toh dushmanon se pyaar ho gaya hai.

    Sach mein, ye 'WIFE ' vakai asardaar hai. Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say. If I can handle this, I can handle anything!
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    Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hota hai...
  • Which Gender is More Happy? 1. Their last name stays with them forever.
    2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.
    3. A five day vacation...
  • Anger Management! 1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.
    2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti....
  • Simple Explanation! The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
    "What happened?" she asks anxiously...
  • Boss is Always Right! Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
    Employee: That`s easy, 49.
    Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge...
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