The Irish Hooker

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    Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

    "Twenty pounds," she whispers.

    Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.

    They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a Police Officer.

    "What's going on here, people?" asks the cop.

    "I'm making love to me wife," Paddy answers sounding annoyed.

    "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

    "Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!"
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  • Like Father, Like Daughter Girl to her boyfriend: You know my eyes are just like mom, isn`t it cute...?
    Boy: Yes, but you never noticed your boobs like just as your dad`s....
  • Calorie Count... A young lady who thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions about dieting, exercise, and other things. Her final question...
  • Oral Sex!!! An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said, "Fuck you!"
    A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said...
  • I'd like to get screwed! A man knocks on the door of a supposedly exclusive brothel. Through a small window in the door, the madam says, "What can I do for you, sir?"
    "I`d like to get screwed...
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