Please Take Care of Yourself

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    Husband: Dubai ja raha hun...
    Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana...

    Husband: Paris ja raha hun....
    Wife: Mere liye cosmetics lana...

    Husband: London ja raha hun...
    Wife: Perfumes leke aana...

    Husband: Narak mein ja raha hun...
    Wife: Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai... bas tum apna khyal rakhna..!!!
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