For My Future Spouse

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    Boy: I want to be in a relationship.

    Girl: It's okay but under one condition.

    Boy: Which one ?

    Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.

    Boy: That's okay, I also have my condition.

    Girl: Which one ?

    Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!

    Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye... Arre I was kidding jaanu...
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