Mindset of Indian Cricketers

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    Sourav Ganguly: Do or Die.

    Virender Sehwag: Do before you die.

    Rahul Dravid: Do until they die.

    Sachin Tendulkar: Do that will never die.

    VVS Laxman: Do when everyone else dies.

    Yuvraj Singh: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....

    Rohit Sharma: Die before you do.

    Finally...

    Mahendra Singh Dhoni: Do everything before luck dies.
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