Sexual Exhaustion!

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    A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

    One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

    And the whole classroom burst into laughter.

    After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
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    The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate`s gorgeous....
  • A Quickie! A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
    All the waitresses are gorgeous...
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    "Twenty pounds," she whispers...
  • Viagra Dosage! An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
    The pharmacist said, "That`s no problem. How many do you want...
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