Upset Girlfriend

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    A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.

    He uses phone-a-friend helpline, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.

    Amitabh Bachchan: Girlfriend ji, Namashkaar, mein Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hun KBC se. Abhi aapke mitra aap se ek prashan puchenge aur aap ko sirf 30 seconds mein us prashan ka uttar dene hai. Aapka samay shuru hota hai ab...

    Boy reads out the question and the 4 options.

    Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka ? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni !!! Byeeeee....
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