Busy Husband!

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    Wife calls hubby...

    Wife: Kahan per ho, kyaya kar rahe ho?

    Hubby: O yaar, kuch mat pucho, bura haal hai. Office mein hoon, bahut jyada busy hoon, kaam hi hi kaam hai, saans lene ki bhi phursat nahin hai. Aur tum batao, kya kar rahi ho, bachche kya kar rahe hain?

    Wife: KFC mein tumhare peeche bachchon ke saath bethi hun aur bachche pooch rahe hain ki papa ke saath kaun nai BUA bethi hain?
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