| Husband calls his wife.... Husband, "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture. The car skidded and rolled over. Only a small tree kept me from sliding over a cliff and falling 500 feet. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell over the cliff. "I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion." Wife, "Who is Susan?" |