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    Ek gaon me bijli aane waali thi. Wahan ke sabhi log khush the...

    Bijli aane ki khushi mein sab gaon waale jhum rahe the, nach rahe the, gaa rahe the, celebrations chal rahi thi...

    Wahin ek kutta bhi jhum-jhum ke nach raha tha... enjoy kar raha tha ann bada hi khush tha.

    Gaon ke ek admi ne kutte se puchha, "Are bhai tun kyo nach raha hai ?

    Kutta bola, "Bijli ayegi to khambe bhi to lagenge...."
  • Busy Husband! Wife calls hubby...
    Wife: Hello, kahan per ho, kyaya kar rahe ho?
    Hubby: O yaar, kuch mat pucho, bura haal hai.
  • To Tuck or Not to Tuck? Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
    "You`d never believe it," said Paddy, "but I got it in church...
  • The Confessional! At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe....
  • Communication Gap! A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
    She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home...
  • Upset Girlfriend A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.
    He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer....
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