Marriage vs Love

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    Love is holding hands in the street,
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

    Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant,
    Marriage is a take home packet.

    Love is watching movie on a sofa,
    Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

    Love is talking about having children,
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

    Love is going to bed early,
    Marriage is going to sleep early.

    Love is losing your appetite,
    Marriage is losing your figure.

    TV has no place in love,
    Marriage is a fight for remote control.

    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
    Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough !"

    Conclusion: Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.
  • Near Fatal Accident! Husband calls his wife.
    Husband, "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan`s place along the coast road and had a sudden puncture...
  • Busy Husband! Wife calls hubby...
    Wife: Hello, kahan per ho, kyaya kar rahe ho?
    Hubby: O yaar, kuch mat pucho, bura haal hai.
  • To Tuck or Not to Tuck? Murphy asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
    "You`d never believe it," said Paddy, "but I got it in church...
  • The Confessional! At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe....
  • Communication Gap! A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
    She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home...
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