Swarg ki Entry

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    1st Aadmi : Bhagwan main doctor hoon aur maine logo ki bahot sewa ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.

    Bhawan: Nahi tum andar nahi aa sakte.

    2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan main Brahmin hoon aur maine sari zindagi aapki pooja ki hai mujhe swarg mein aane do.

    Bhagwan : Nahi tum bhi andar nahi aa sakte.

    3rd Aadmi: Prabhu main shaadi shuda hoon.

    Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar swarg mein aaja.
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