| Banta had been arrested and was now up before the judge. The judge asks, "Do you admit you broke into the same clothes shop 3 times?" "Yes," replies Banta. "Could you please tell the court what you stole." asks the judge. "I stole a dress, your honour," replies Banta. "Just one dress? But you admitted to breaking in 3 times," says the judge. "Yes I did, your honour," says Banta, "but on two of those occasions, I broke in to return the dress I took before." "Return the dress? Why? I don't understand," says the judge. "Because my wife Preeto didn't like the design, your honour." |