| Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking. Dorothy, "That nice bloke from next door asked me out. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer." Edna, "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my place punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there: a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvellous dinner with lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my place and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times !!!" Dorothy, "Goodness gracious! Are you telling me I shouldn't go ??" Edna, "No, no, no... of course not... I'm just saying, wear an old dress." |