Successful Eye Surgery

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    Eyes ke operation ke baad doctor ki fees bachane ke chakkar mein babu ji bole, "Doctor sahab mujhe kuch dikh nahin raha."

    Doctor: Babu ji apni aankhien band kar lijiye aur phir dobara se dheere dheere kholiye."

    Babu: Doctor sahab mujhe ab bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha."

    Doctor apni nurse ko Babu ji ke samne kapde utarne ke liye kehta hai.

    Babu: "Mujhe kuch bhi nazar nahi aa raha."

    Doctor apni nurse ko taange kholney ke liye kehta hai.

    Babu: "Doctor sahab mujhe such mein kuch nahi nazar aa raha hai."

    Doctor: "Abey chutiya samjha hai kya, kuch nazar nahi aa raha toh ye neeche erection kaise aur kyun ho rahi hai?"
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