Johnny's Future Plans...

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    Teacher: Little Johnny! What do you want to be when you grow up.

    Little Johnny: I want to be a rich man who will be spending money on new phones, laptops moving around with cars of the moment and flying around the world with a beautiful bitch by my side and fu@cki...

    Teacher: Stop that nonsense Little Johnny! Mary tell the class what you want to be when you grow up.

    Mary: I want to be Johnny's BITCH...
  • A Good Night Out Dorothy and Edna, two widows, are talking.
    Dorothy, "That nice bloke from next door asked me out. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer...
  • The Auction! Wife: "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
    Husband: "How about the ones like...
  • Terrible Mix-up Mr. Lal went to the Doctor`s surgery to collect his wife`s test results...
  • Open Wider! There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue.
    A few minutes go by and he tells her again...
  • Treatment of Baldness A man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn`t had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you.
    1. Try acupuncture... It will be painful and I can`t guarantee you...
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