My First Sky Dive...

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    A US women soldier was telling her friends about her first Sky dive.

    "When I got to the door of the plane and looked down 20,000 feet below, I froze and couldn't jump.

    "So the 6.6 ft black instructor unzipped his fly and dropped out his 12 inch dick and said, 'If you don't jump you're gonna get this baby up your ass''"

    Friend, Did you jump?

    She replied, "Yes, just a little bit when it first went in..."
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