| Husband and Wife in Court Discussion. The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child? Wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour I brought the child into this world with Pain and Labour, so it should be in My Custody." The Judge turns to Husband and says, "What do You have to say in your defence?" The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says, "Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?" Yeh sunke Wife replied, "Judge Sahab... Bartan Mera... Doodh bhi mera... aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana toh phir wo dahi kiska? Mera ya 2 boond daalne wale ka?" Husband replied, "Typewriter mein kagaz maine daala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, phir chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?" Frustrated Judge, gusse mein, "Abey saale agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta toh ye noubat hi na aati. |