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    Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address.
    For example, Mary L.Ferguson mlfergus or fergusml.
    They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from. Add to that a large database of company/college Acronyms and you have some very funny addresses. TOP TEN E-mail Addresses(warning may be offensive to some)
    10. Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu
    9. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu
    8. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - >blowmegd@dropdrawers.com
    7. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) -> dickinme@iup.edu
    6. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu
    5. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com
    4. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu
    3. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University) - ibballin@bsu.edu
    2. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com
    1. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us) - ihadcock@tru.com
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