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    Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??

    Doctor: 300 rupees.

    Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.

    Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.

    Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai ??

    Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur aapne 300 mein le aaye...
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