5 Crore Lottery!

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    Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai. Unhone us ladki ke best friend Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa, to inform her in such a way so that she doesn't die of shock.

    Tinku went and started: Assume you get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
    Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you.

    Tinku: Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle toh?
    Ladki: You can fuck me as many times you want...

    Tinku: Agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile toh?
    Ladki: I will suck your cock all day and night... You can fuck me in the back too. And moreover... I'll give you half the money...

    Saala Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya...
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